Stopped by via the post office on my way into work this morning in order to send some parcels as part of my lastest venture. Had an interesting conversation with the clerk. It’s not often you get into these type of conversations in London, usually most people are far too ‘busy’, don’t speak english well enough, or are afraid that you could be one of those axe wielding looney types…

Automatic post office
Clerk: ”You can use those self service machines to post parcels now”
Me : ”Don’t know how”
Just said this hoping she’d be quiet and stop asking me questions, I wasn’t interested, afterall I was almost being served now anyway.
Clerk: ‘Its ok someone over there will help you…its quicker’
Not content with my first answer, I gave her my reasons behind not using the machines
Me: ”Yeah that’s as well as maybe, I’d rather speak to a human being… Human beings don’t swallow your money or crash
or suddenly decide to not work. Then when the machines break (and they inevitably do) you have to practically prostitute yourself in order to get you money back; you’re forced to fill in claim forms then then (if you’re lucky) will only have to wait 2 months to get your money back -that’s assuming the cheque isn’t lost in the post…”
Clerk : Obviously didn’t understand a word i just said, still pushing the hard sell ‘ You really should, would save queueing ‘
Me: getting a little annoyed ‘Then the machine goes wrong, eats my parcel, get sent to wrong country etc… complain but get nowhere as it’s a self service machine and therefore the post office can’t be at fault….’
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